Sunday, 20 March 2011

kande da kanda


kande da kanda
Amrik Singh Kanda
CADGERS

"How much these sick hens would cost and how much for those died of sickness...........?"Hotel Dilruba's manager asked.
"Sick hens would be charge Rupees Ten per hen and those who died of sickness will cost Rupees Five per hen."Poultry farm's servant replied.
"Tie this whole lot and load it in my jeep."manager said
Servant flinged all sick and dead in jeep.
"We have a grand hotel and a motel along side also.Over there we make butter chicken and chilly chicken of these hens."manager said while laughing.
"But what about if anything happen to masses."poultry farm's servant ask.
"Hey you fool its not for general public but its for CADGERS only ."
For instance
"Police officers,C.M.O.,S.D.O.,Public Prosecuter,Assistant Public Prosecuter, shop inspector,food supplly department,income Tax Department,J.E PSEB,D.T.O,and Executives."
"We can not deny them all.If we deny them then our occupation would get close. And now you can imagine it is nature of our occupation."manger said  in detail.
Now poultry farm's servant had understood the whole matter.

1764-Guru Ram Dass Nagar Moga-142001 
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Author Amrik Singh Kanda is a man of shades.He is a prominent literary figure. His recent column "Kande Da Kanda" has become talk of the town. In a very short span he has settled himself in the arena of Punjabi literature. Till now he has cherished EIGHT Precious books to punjabi literature."LEEHON PAREH"(short stories),"AJ DE CHANKIYA"(short stories), "KANDA ARZ KARE"(social and political satire) and "KANDE DA KANDA"(laghu kathawan) “NA DARTI KI NA AASMANN KI” (Hindi short stories ) “CHITE KHAMBAN DA BHARAM” (Punjabi short stories ) “THE THORNY PATH” (English short stories ) KUJH HEERE KUJH PANNE (Punjabi short stories ) are his sarcastic literary compositions.His new books such as "THE RACE" "( English short stories), "CHAKRAVIEW""(Hindi short stories) are under publication.He has translated all his short stories in hindi and Urdu,telgu,gujrati,bangle,malalam also and he is getting them publish in all leading news papers and litrary magazines. These days the police department is the subject of his new stories and novels.